Missing Italian

[Flying D]

An ?All Points Bulletin? has been issues for a missing Italian suite jacket. Last seen sitting innocently (of course that?s what they all say) on the back of a chair at the GCBA Commodore?s ball. It fits a body that is 6? tall and has a dark completion (blue on blue stripes). It goes by the name of Boggeri.  Be very careful, this jacket could have snuck into your closet disguised as, you guessed it, a suit jacket. Alcohol could have had something to do with its disappearance though the jacket doesn?t normally drink. Last seen hanging out with some ostrich cowboy boots, blue and black poke-a-dot socks and sitting at the Leading Edge table (which could be cause alone for its disappearance). Any information as to its ?wear? abouts   would be greatly appreciated. I tearfully still recall its last words: ?Grande Festa (Great Party)!!!?

[Deckhand]

The Italian may be in disquise as a Tux jacket. One was taken into custody and locked up at the GBCA Lounge.